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First-person political arcade boxing

Enough with the
name calling.

Broken promises. Rising costs.
Same old noise.

Just people trying to live, work, and afford a decent tomorrow. It’s time to lower the heat and focus on what really matters.

Planned forApp Store
Planned forGoogle Play

Not yet released and on no store. Console editions planned.

Joe Public from behind in a star-backed hoodie, facing a packed arena under the Capitol dome, the crowd holding signs reading Keep Your Promises, Cost of Living, Real Issues, Less Name Calling and Make Life Affordable.
  • Pure Arcade Boxing

    Fast, fun, and full of political punches.

  • 16 Contenders

    A roster of familiar faces, fresh takes, and real opinions in 8-bit glory.

  • Real Issues

    From cost of living to broken promises, step into the ring and fight for a more sane, united tomorrow.

  • Climb the Ranks

    Take on all 16, champion real conversations, and restore some common sense.

The country
feels divided.

But politics is a contact sport. Everyday people are stuck in the middle, while the noise gets louder and real challenges get harder. It’s time to step into the ring, call out what really matters, and fight for a country that works for all of us.

The arena crowd behind Joe Public, signs reading Cost of Living, Broken Promises, Real Issues, Lower the Heat and Make Life Affordable.

★ Meet the Contenders ★

View all contenders ▸
The Don, contenderBig John, contenderCapitol Hill, contenderCoach Walz, contenderRubio, contenderTexas Ted, contenderChuck Haze, contender

★ First-person political boxing

Step into the ring as Joe Public and take on the contenders.

First-person round against The Don
The Don
First-person round against Big John
Big John
First-person round against Coach Walz
Coach Walz

The ENOUGH! Meter

The more name calling, broken promises, and political games, the higher it goes.

Enough!

Joe Public with his gloves up, the meter maxed.

Fills with:

  • 💬Name calling
  • 🤝Broken promises
  • 💸Rising costs
  • 🐘Political games
  • 💡Fake solutions
  • 🔥Higher tension
Joe Public slumped on his couch, head in hand, while the TV shows two pundits under a banner reading Enough Already.

He’s tired of
the insults.
He’s tired of
the excuses.

It’s time to fight for a country that works for everyday people.

The Circuit ★★★

Explore all locations ▸

Take the fight across the country in iconic arenas where real issues hit home.

New York arenaTexas arenaThe Hill arenaMiddle America arena
Joe Public facing the full arena, signs held high across the crowd.

Same country.
Real problems.
One ring.

Capitol Contenders is entertainment first: a fast, fictionalized, satirical boxing game built around the frustrations people already talk about at kitchen tables, bars, workplaces and family dinners.

Planned forApp Store
Planned forGoogle Play

Not yet released and on no store. Console editions planned.