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Season 2026 launch roster

16 contenders.
One ring.

Every corner. Every talking point.
Nobody gets a bye.

Each contender is a fictional composite built from the loudest habits in American politics: the dealmaker, the floor leader, the showman, the organizer. Different weights, different styles, one thing in common. They all talk. You get to swing.

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You fight as

Joe Public
“The Taxpayer”

Joe Public has had ENOUGH! No office, no donors, no talking points. Just a guy who pays the bills, watches the noise, and finally steps through the ropes.

Weight
Everyman
Style
balanced counter
Special
Reality Check
Corner
Neutral corner
Why Joe stepped in ▸
Joe Public in a star-backed hoodie with his gloves up.

★ The full roster ★

13 revealed · 3 to come

  • The Don, Heavyweight contender, in his fighting stance.

    The Don

    “The Dealmaker”

    Weight
    Heavyweight
    Style
    heavyweight power
    Special
    The Comeback

    National figure · Red corner

  • Darling Chuck, Light Heavyweight contender, in his fighting stance.

    Darling Chuck

    “The Floor Leader”

    Weight
    Light Heavyweight
    Style
    volume pressure
    Special
    Filibuster Flurry

    New York · Blue corner

  • Brooklyn H, Welterweight contender, in his fighting stance.

    Brooklyn H

    “The Whip”

    Weight
    Welterweight
    Style
    technical
    Special
    Unity Combo

    New York · Blue corner

  • Golden Gavin, Middleweight contender, in his fighting stance.

    Golden Gavin

    “The Showman”

    Weight
    Middleweight
    Style
    flashy footwork
    Special
    Golden State Footwork

    California · Blue corner

  • The Veep, Middleweight contender, in his fighting stance.

    The Veep

    “The Tiebreaker”

    Weight
    Middleweight
    Style
    counterfighter
    Special
    Tie Breaker

    National figure · Red corner

  • The Speaker, Light Heavyweight contender, in his fighting stance.

    The Speaker

    “The Gavel”

    Weight
    Light Heavyweight
    Style
    precise technical
    Special
    Gavel Slam

    Louisiana · Red corner

  • Florida Ron, Middleweight contender, in his fighting stance.

    Florida Ron

    “The Governor”

    Weight
    Middleweight
    Style
    aggressive pressure
    Special
    Sunshine Surge

    Florida · Red corner

  • Texas Ted, Middleweight contender, in his fighting stance.

    Texas Ted

    “The Debater”

    Weight
    Middleweight
    Style
    defensive feints
    Special
    Lone Star Feint

    Texas · Red corner

  • Big JB, Heavyweight contender, in his fighting stance.

    Big JB

    “The Heavyweight”

    Weight
    Heavyweight
    Style
    heavyweight power
    Special
    Midwest Pressure

    Illinois · Blue corner

  • Jersey Cory, Light Heavyweight contender, in his fighting stance.

    Jersey Cory

    “The Captain”

    Weight
    Light Heavyweight
    Style
    athletic pressure
    Special
    Garden State Rush

    New Jersey · Blue corner

  • Philly Josh, Welterweight contender, in his fighting stance.

    Philly Josh

    “The Prosecutor”

    Weight
    Welterweight
    Style
    technical counter
    Special
    Liberty Counter

    Pennsylvania · Blue corner

  • Bernie, Lightweight contender, in his fighting stance.

    Bernie

    “The Organizer”

    Weight
    Lightweight
    Style
    relentless volume
    Special
    Grassroots Rush

    Vermont · Blue corner

  • Big John, Heavyweight contender, in his fighting stance.

    Big John

    “The Keystone”

    Weight
    Heavyweight
    Style
    heavyweight brawler
    Special
    Keystone Crush

    Pennsylvania · Blue corner

  • ?

    Bobby K.

    “The Independent”

    Weight
    Middleweight
    Style
    unorthodox
    Special
    Wild Card

    National figure · Independent corner

  • ?

    Secretary Marco

    “The Diplomat”

    Weight
    Welterweight
    Style
    speed precision
    Special
    Diplomatic Combo

    Florida · Red corner

  • ?

    Warrior Pete

    “The Commander”

    Weight
    Light Heavyweight
    Style
    aggressive power
    Special
    Command Rush

    National figure · Red corner

Weight classes, styles and special moves are read straight from the game’s own roster data, so this page and the build never disagree.

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